The Corporate Whore
I realised I have no distinct *about me* section. It would be a travesty to leave readers wondering who the Corporate Whore is. Especially as I seem to be comfortable with being a whore.
Without further BS .....
Name: Corporate Whore
Occupation: Analyst Consultant
Location: London
Favourite position: Bent over being rogered by clients
Fares: Upwards of £600 per day
That's pretty much it. I'm slowly turning into a drone. Days transform into weeks which mutate into months and ... you get the picture.
I can be found in one of two places:
On a corner, waiting for my behind to be pimped out to a client for a princely sum, of which I'll see maybe 0.1%
Or I can be found with the client wherever they are located. Clients prefer my masochistic role, where I am being anally violated yet expect me to demand for more. I guess for the price they pay, they want to see some substantial flesh.
This blog was created in an attempt to curb this downward spiral. This blog may also be used as evidence if I ever have to stand trial for the extermination of sadistic clients and pimps.
On second thoughts, the blog may also be used by the prosecution. Hmm ....
Inspired by: http://newhoosier.wordpress.com/about/
Check out wordpress.com They let you do pages and have upgrades for purchase when you grow into wanting more control (like a domain name and CSS edits). Anyway, I'm not a wordpress whore--I'm probably a wordpress slut, because I recommend it for pleasure and not profit. ;-) LoL Anyway, thanks again. (Comment this)
It's a great tool. (Comment this)