Strat Whore Rant 2
The Strat Whore seemed to have caused a bit of a flurry with her last post. She has returned, this time to impart her words of wisdom on what she’s learnt this summer as a corporate whore.
What I have learned this summer in my Corporate Whoring Consulting Life….
- Partners and Directors at one Big Firm regularly include visiting strip clubs as part of their ‘monthly team meeting’; this is expensed to the company. Tut, tut!
- Do not share good ideas with your superiors, they just steal it, change one word and call it their own when presenting it to the project lead, Bastards!
- The Summer Ball is the best event of the season. The Plus+1 invitation means that you get the opportunity to judge all your colleagues partners/lovers/significant others. Sooo Bitchy and soo much fun! I obviously had a very attractive man on my arm…shame I can’t say that for the majority of the attendees.
- Investment Bankers! You aren’t so cocky now, are you?! Ha! I was recently chatted up by a rather annoying IB in a ‘City-Boy’ bar, when I mentioned the credit crunch and the state of the financial markets; he looked like he wanted to cry… Oh, well, at least that got rid of him!
- The office is becoming populated with leather skinned, over-tanned Partners returning from the summer break in France/Italy.
- There are no hot men in my office, and it sucks, I’m officially bored by the lack of sex appeal!
- EVERYONE noticed that a certain member of our team was wearing the same shirt two day in a row, and hence has been shagging the project director in her flat, again! I deliberately had a discussion that morning about the importance of fidelity in marriage and watched them both squirm, we were all greatly amused.
- Training and corporate brainwashing are one of the same: This is how we add value, This is how we add value, This is how we add value, This is how we add value, This is how we add value, This is how we add value, This is how we add value……… Arrrah!!!!!! Please Stop this torture!
That’s all for now, I will let you know if I find a hot male consultant to play with, I won’t hold my breath…
Posted by
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23:35:00
Ok so, I did find a Hot Male Consultant to play with, it was fun untill we got down to the crucial momenet… I should have know better, old men so regurally have issues in that area! Safe to say, I will not be meeting him again.
So would a summer actually make a project director and teammate squirm. Or randomly seduce old “hot” men.
Come on let’s make the satire somewhat believable!
Seducing hot old men is my hobby - I have yet to have an unsuccessful conquest, no man says no to me!