What Do You Do When ...
A very senior client employee that is golf buddies with a partner at your firm emerges from a toilet cubicle after moving his bowels as you walk in and immediately proceeds to shake your hand?
A female partner has whispered suggestive comments about the possibility of you and her performing carnal gymnastics? Said female partner is married without kids and has a reputation for being tough as nails.
Your dragon of an engagement manager is about to walk into a client meeting with lipstick and spinach on her teeth. Do you inform her or let her be humiliated?
You've been caught out by a partner for coding profanity into the decks you create? -
You accidentally send an e-mail to the client deriding the firm, your colleagues, the client, the engagement manager and virtually everybody you've come into contact with since you began the project?
You meet a senior manager at an obscure bar when you've both called in sick?
You get caught in a very compromising situation with HR Beauty by a security guard?
Answers on a post-card to corporate.prostitute@hotmail.com or you can leave a comment below.
A female partner has whispered suggestive comments about the possibility of you and her performing carnal gymnastics? Said female partner is married without kids and has a reputation for being tough as nails.
Your dragon of an engagement manager is about to walk into a client meeting with lipstick and spinach on her teeth. Do you inform her or let her be humiliated?
You've been caught out by a partner for coding profanity into the decks you create? -
You accidentally send an e-mail to the client deriding the firm, your colleagues, the client, the engagement manager and virtually everybody you've come into contact with since you began the project?
You meet a senior manager at an obscure bar when you've both called in sick?
You get caught in a very compromising situation with HR Beauty by a security guard?
Answers on a post-card to corporate.prostitute@hotmail.com or you can leave a comment below.
Suggest the desk.
Whisper in the middle of the the meeting: dear you know you have lipstick and spinach on your teeth?
Blame the analyst, publishing, admin, everyone
Ignore it ever happened.
Buy the next round.
Tell the guard you already have protection.
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