Sunday, June 29, 2008

The Summer Hunt

So many interns, so little time. Thank God for HR and all the intern social events that are being held over the next 10 weeks. We're all encouraged to attend to ensure they gain from our knowledge and expertise. The instruction I'll be providing the interns won't be covered in any undergrad/MBA classes.


The great thing about having interns is that every year we get a group of bright eyed eager-to-please individuals that will, for the most part, be sociable and won't oblige to the odd drink or ten, especially when its at the expense of the company. I'm not suggesting my game plan is to ply them with drinks and let the juices flow, however, anecdotal evidence leads me to believe interns are more receptive to requests once their thirst has been suitably quenched.


I not only plan to quench thirsts, I'll make sure they remain permanently wet for the next 10 weeks.
Posted by Corporate Whore at 23:47:08 | Permanent Link | Comments (4) |
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1 - You are sick - leave the children alone! (Comment this)

Written by: Anonymous at 2008/06/30 - 00:21:57
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2 - Not on your life. It's my extra-curricular activities during the summer months that keep me motivated for the long winter slog. (Comment this)

Written by: Corporate Whore at 2008/07/01 - 22:59:07
3 - So managed to achieve any conquests yet? I hope the girls see you for what you are and are not sucked in by your status! (Comment this)

Written by: Anonymous at 2008/07/07 - 19:21:03
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4 - I too hope they see me for what I am. In the ultimate scheme of things, my status counts for nothing. All that remains is my charm and my bullshitability! However, I won't hold my breath .... http://corporatewhore.blog.com/3288867/ (Comment this)

Written by: Corporate Whore at 2008/07/07 - 23:35:11
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