Graduate Quotes I
“From what I understand so far, all we’re doing is copying what other people have done and customising it for our clients.”
Spot on young lad! 85% of consulting employs this approach.
“Fuck the partners, they don’t do shit. I could do what they do better than they do it and be dead at the same time.”
“… I like older women. She [the engagement manager] looks slightly wrinkly, I wonder if she has a wrinkly minge.”
“Who needs people, love and all that bollocks when I’ve got Powerpoint and Excel!”
“I wish I’d been told the truth at uni. Writing my dissertation [12,000 words] in three days seems like a piece of piss compared to this.”
“I guess we’re obliged to lie at the recruitment fair. We were shafted, so it’s their turn. It’s the circle of life Simba.”
“I … actually … think … you’re … a cock.”
Said to an engagement manager. The EM is a tad slow and I don’t think he fully realises the audacity of the grad.
“Stop complaining, monkeys could do the job we do, yet we probably get paid more than the GDP of Zimbabwe.”
