Corporate Whore

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1O5DdCls77g

“Africans don’t need food?!”

I’m pretty certain I’ll receive a complaint about this picture.

Oh well …

Thanks to the anonymous ex-Accidenture employee

A real e-mail sent by an Accidenture employee to a Mr. Smith (names have been altered to protect the innocent).

They must have nothing better to do. Quite explicit in places.

“
Dear Mr [Smith],

We are very very very sorry and dont know how this has happened and has been out of our view for so long.

It seems, you were born by accident. Roughly 24 years ago, your maternal mother was giving oral sex to a donkey. Your mother is a very adventurous lady (and I use the term loosely; like your mum). She often felt great sexual urges to perform oral sex. Whenever she had “sucked us all off” in the office, she would turn her lust to animals.

At first we tried to stop her, but her cocaine induced powers (crackhead powers) meant that we were unable to tame this wild beast (wildebeest, see link below for early pictures of your mum in her “crackhead” state).

Anyway, onto how u were born. We caught your mum performing oral sex on a donkey (who your uncle claimed to be his gay lover). The donkey ejaculated into your mums face. She thought she had swallowed all of the donkey-semen (donkey spunk), alas, she hadnt. A few dribbles of donkey spunk had found its way into your mums gapping (very very very wide) vagina.

A few months later, your mum learned she was pregnant. By now she was a recovering crackhead, so she was overjoyed of a new chapter in her life. Subsequently, you “popped” out of your mum. We have only finished analysing your DNA, to find that your biological / paternal father is actually the donkey she had been sucking off. A link to your biological father is also posted below.

Sorry for the inconvenience caused. If you would like to contact your paternal father his e-mail address is: yourmum.sucked@meoff.com,

telephone no. - 1-800-DONKEYBLOW

http://www.jackhanna.com/Morethanamouthful.gif - Your crack induced mum

http://www.astro.washington.edu/reed/info/donkey.jpg - Your biological father

Sorry.

Dr. Man

(Institute for Donkey Blowing Mums)

“

http://forum.top-consultant.com/UK/list.aspx?ID=32020

This young chap has found himself on the end of some HR bureaucracy.

I say Deloitte should offer him the job and stop being so petty.

Brilliant!